God is a man

I always get these random thoughts when it is that day of the month. This time when I couldn’t figure out the source of my cramps, I just shrieked in pain,”God is a man!!!” it was just too random but they say, ‘A cramping woman always says the truth.’ Fine! I just made that up! Honestly or rather sincerely I gave it a deep thought and I came up with the whole situation of how a woman must have been gifted with this so called blessing called reproduction. 

Once upon a time God, angels (I bet they were men too) and God’s biggest creation were having a management meeting. The agenda was, managing Adam’s needs, why needs? what needs? Adam was a Man, the rest is self explanatory. Adam was lonely, God had to start the world and get the production started. God must have asked,”Hmm… you are a man Adam, take up the big responsibility of reproducing and i’ll create someone to take responsibility of you and the products, it is a very big task and a very big responsibility” Adam being a man obviously had an explanation for it and had a complete SWOT analysis presentation ready. Adam in his defence stated, “Since the thing you are about to create is still a blue-print, how about adding these features to it? It is a more practical solution, give it all the responsibilities that you think you should have added in me. One more thing, just because you are adding more features to it, it shouldn’t make me less important. Keep this in mind, if it is a lock, i’ll be the lock, without the key a lock is nothing. If it is a gun, i’ll be the bullets. It did not take God a long time to understand and therefore he created Eve. 

It must have been something like that I bet. Whenever I have complained about cramping, PMSing,   pain, etc. I have always been told by people it is a blessing. No doubt. It is, but God could have just made it easier. Like maybe every month a girl would just receive a note saying, “Congratulations, you are not pregnant.” or “Congratulations, you are going to be a mother.” Since Adam came in before Eve, God had to make sure he made her well, so everything that God forgot to put in Adam was given to Eve. 

While we are at this, the big responsible man out there has one thing to handle, which he has proved to always manhandle. God didn’t make man that intelligent but he did give him this little thing that did the thinking for him. Trust me that was not in the instruction manual of the tool. Like one thing you need to take care off man!! 

God is man or he would never get convinced! Reproduction is a blessing and I guess women are too large hearted to give this blessing to men. But again if we have a management meeting with God, the man would have already emailed his SWOT analysis, market research (quantitative & qualitative), PESTEL analysis. God would just open SWOT analysis and get convinced! Why? because, he is a man! 

I have given various explanations to family and close friends, they believe me too. The only two who disagreed were men. They didn’t disagree with the fact that God is a man, but the fact that women are large hearted. I was trying to convince them while we were at this coffee shop when a beautiful lady walked past, that is exactly when they stopped thinking from their brain and exactly where I shut up.