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Drunk text to the EX

“The last time we spoke, you asked me to move on, to get married. You joked about how you wanted to have good food and enjoy looking at someone getting sacrificed. Do you remember how I wanted to let the whole world know about us but you stopped me? Do you remember, that you never stood by me when your possessive best friend wanted us to call it off? Well amidst those fights, your nonchalant behaviour, I fell out of this relationship. Moving on, My family is really happy that I am open to the thought of marriage. The funny part is that I am on every online matrimonial portal available but looks like I am not the only one there. My dad recently showed me a few photos and profiles of some shortlisted prospects. Looks like your elder brother has also made it to the top 3 of my Mom, Dad and aunt's preferences. Oops! Looks like the Tequila started talking instead of me! Gtg! Have a great night!” 

Last words

It is a horrible feeling when someone calls you slow, I was definitely not dyslexic. I had bullied the tube light all this while and looks like karma was giving me a taste of my own medicine. The tube light flickered and lit up the whole room in a while, the light bulb tried to open his eyes, and breathed his last. 

Silence

Dear Voice

Dear voice in my head, Is a thank you, going to be good enough for you?  More than an inner voice, you have been a soulmate to me. As weird as it sounds, it is the truth.  Thank you for the times when I felt lost in the crowd and when I turned around, you were right there.  Thank you for being humorous, For the times I said what I wanted to (even if it was never out loud). For the times I had evil plans for each individual but unlike an Indian tele series it was just between the two of us. For the times when I was misunderstood by many but not by you.  Thank you for not letting my ego control your voice.  Thank you for being that voice that didn’t use words some times.  There have been times when I didn’t make plans according to you. Thank you, that you didn’t follow others and say, “I told you so.”  Also, Thank you for making me believe that the waiter was walking towards me with my order (It wasn’t MINE!). Thank you fo...

Guftagu

Pen : Hey! Why so blank today? Paper : Nothing! Pen : Please! Tell me? Paper : Why would you care? Pen : Why wouldn’t I? Paper : Well, if you would, I wouldn’t be so blank today.  Pen : I was busy! I am sorry! Paper : You weren’t busy, you were lazy! Or rather I would just say that you are a coward, ‘What will people think, Am I good at this? All this self doubt is killing our relationship.  Pen : Alright! Fine! This was going to be a surprise for you, but I guess you are just a buzzkill! I had this all planned. I was going to write the longest story with you. I agree, I was taking time, but it had to be the most beautiful one.  Paper : ‘You were going to’ I would have been happier if you would have just started earlier. Your words are just mere words till you put them on me.  Pen : Just believe in me. I Mr. Parker, promises today, that I will pen down a best seller and I need you to walk with me, hand in hand. Ms. Cagie, Wil...